What I’m Interested In: Buying Clothes

Hey there, my name is Gavin ‘Better Late than Never’ Atkinson. The only thing I love more than hearing my own voice is buying things that I don’t need. Do you know that euphoria that comes from buying a brand new pair of socks from amazon or a double gulp of sprite from 7 Eleven? Now, imagine that feeling, but ten times over and everyday of your life. Imagine your closet a cave of eclectic merchandise and your room a post war city during reconstruction. I have not seen the carpet of my bedroom in years. But the emptiness of my bank account fills me with material happiness. Also really into iced coffee.